Thursday, April 25, 2013

Ladies? Do you really care? I mean...really?

Washington state Governor Jay Inslee signed a bill that bans gender-specific words in state laws, calling for legislation to be re-written that have terms like freshman and penmanship in them. Instead of freshman, it will be first year student. Instead of penmanship it will be handwriting. Fisherman will be changed to fisher and journeyman plumber to journey-level plumber. And the list is quite extensive. Mankind doesn't change because they all agreed it means man and woman. That was the only thing I read that made sense.

But, this is not a new phenomenon. This dates back to 1983 when the Federal Government required non gender specific words. Several states have gotten in line and more are getting ready to do this.

Then, another Democrat opens their pie-hole to reveal how clueless they are. Democratic state Senator Jeanne Kohl-Welles, the sponsor of the bill, was quoted as saying, "This was a much larger effort than I had envisioned."

YA THINK!!!???

What you people are doing is changing the language that has existed for centuries...and for what? To make women feel more included? I got news for ya, you already are included. Hell, you people run this planet and you don't even know it. Why do you think we men don't rate your IQ all that highly? Granted, we still barely think outside the cave, much less the box; but women don't know how good they have it these days and it's frikkin' stupid of you.

You can name any large corporation down to the smallest business. If they have a secretary...YEAH, I SAID IT...that's who's running things. If they have an (whiny voice) administrative assistant...that's who's running things. If it weren't for women, our national corporate empire would crumble within 24 hours...and I may be being conservative on the time frame.

If it weren't for women, do you think us men would be anywhere near as civilized as we are? (And I use the term 'civilized' merely in context of the blog) Do you think we would bathe? Do you think we would care about our clothes? Do you think we would WORK???!!! Give me a break.

You guys rule the world, but you can't get past being a Drama Queen long enough to seize the day! (And, I'm talking collectively, here. None of this, however, pertains to the women in MY life. They are all perfect)  See what I mean? We're even afraid of you.

Oh yeah, we're bigger and stronger and more prone to violence so in that regard you are the weaker sex.  But, when you decide to lock your knees and refuse us the one thing we crave more than life itself, we wilt before your power. Wars have been fought...thousands have died....tens of thousands wounded...over what's between one woman's legs. And you think you have no POWER??!! Puh-leeeeeeze.

But, that's not enough. NO! Now, you must change the language and squeeze our manhood even more, when it's always been imprisoned by you in the first place. It isn't necessary to change the language. You have nothing else to prove. You've gotten your vote, you've burned your bras, you've gotten into Congress, you are in the highest levels of the government and you RULE EVERY HOUSEHOLD IN THE WORLD. What...more...can...you...want? I beg you...at least leave us our language. It's all we've got left.





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